Awright, that was me throwing a temper tantrum. Sorry.

Looks like a job for the The Kingmakers™!

In 2007, a soldier-of-fortune was born out of the rubble of a broken tribe experiment. Wrongly booted from various tribes and exiled by evil moderators for so-called crimes he didn't commit. This renegade promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Tribe underground. Today, still wanted by the TOU guy, he survives with the ongoing assistance of a crack commando unit taking out blighted moderators and replacing them with solid folks, like yourself. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire The Kingmaker™.

(A-Team music in background)

Most tribes are fine. This tribe isn't about them...

It's the tribes where the moderator deletes things without explanation. It's the tribes where all contrary opinions are squashed and dissenters are summarily booted. It's the tribes where you wish you could stage a coup and get the current moderator booted without looking like a troll or some kook...

...that's where we come in.

Stealthy, sometimes overt. Always effective. The skin behind the sock puppet has a long history of successful revolutionary overthrow of bad/sick/unfit moderators - that's 100% success rate as of now.

We're the solution to all your bad moderator problems. You just lay back in the cut and watch the coup happen. We might even be able to get yourself installed as the next mod! Just watch your back, jack. You start fucking up, and you'll have the Kingmakers™ throwing you out on your ass again...

Let's get the power back into sane hands. Bad moderators are like sittin' ducks...

tribes.tribe.net/thekingmakers

Come join the fun!